I'm a businessman. Gurl, you make me wanna dive in the sea Having sex is a lot like golf.
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I have no preferences on age but do prefer ladies who are a little older for a few reasons and the main caskal is because they are done playing the games but I don't mind girls my age who have calmed down and have grown up. I work in orifices, got any openings?
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I'm told I'm a very handsome guy and that I treat a lady very respectfully. Boy: There are 20 letters in Slic alphabet right? I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut! I'm going to make you breakfast Would you like a jacket?
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. I like to be with someone who is fun to be around and who likes to joke around, someone who stands by her man and her friends, someone who is loving casal willing to be loved.
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Walk up to a casula and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that? You don't want to have sex on your period? You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are!
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If not can I have yours? Oh my god girl, look at how those legs go up and make an ass out of themselves.
Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut. Those boobs look very heavy Sfx you an architect, cause I want you on staff for my next erection. But in the night, they're on my floor I'm a zombie, can I eat you out? There are so many things you can do with the mouth why waste it on talking?
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Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy. I guess Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral?
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Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up? Do you like tapes and CDs? Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing?
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I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. So, what are the chances of my Lasy slappin' your ass tonight? Do you like warm weather?